Ancient Myth Explorer Gifts

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

Mummy Beggar

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

The Gladiator.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Life after death"

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Mummy Tourists

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Freia and her golden apples

Painted into a corner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Centaur Sprinter

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.