Mythology Explorers Gifts

"I've just had a terrible nightmare - I dreamt I was surrounded by angels playing heavenly music..."

'Eve was created second so girls would always have the last word.'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Lady of the bath...

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Bigfoot"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wotan with eye patch

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Warrior Woman