Creation Myth Explorers Gifts

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

The Artist

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Mummy Beggar

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

Centaur Driver

Wishing well

Bowling ball earth

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

'Who was Noah's wife?'

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'