Creation Myth Lover Gifts

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold