Creation Story Lover Gifts

Heavenly meetings.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Fairy tale

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'