Creation Story Buffs Gifts

And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Snake in the grass...

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Game time.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Forbidden Vegetable

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Colours

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.