Creation Story Connoisseur Gifts

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Chinese History: Redwash

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Burger stall at an art gallery

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

God's Phone

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

The Painting Channel

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!