Creation Story Fan Gifts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

God's Phone

"Either you need a larger fig leaf, or you forgot to remove the figs."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

God creates Adam.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Beginning...Thank you, God, you've made my day!

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Heavenly meetings.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

God Choosing How to Shape the World

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

"Now you've done it!"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.