Creation Story Fan Gifts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

God's Phone

"Either you need a larger fig leaf, or you forgot to remove the figs."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

God creates Adam.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Beginning...Thank you, God, you've made my day!

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Heavenly meetings.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

"Now you've done it!"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

God Choosing How to Shape the World

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!