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And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Snake in the grass...

"Shall we put it in play?"

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Game time.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

God's Double Whammy.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Colours

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Forbidden Vegetable

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."