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"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

"So what did you expect from one rib?"

Audio Books

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Bright Idea

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

Proceedings of the club

Keyboard player

"It's post-gingerbread."

Meet the pop-up author.

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'