Creation Stories T-Shirts

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

God blowing bubbles.

God Choosing How to Shape the World

Bowl-A-Rama

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Silence of the Chickens...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'