Creation Stories Pillows

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

God blowing bubbles.

God Choosing How to Shape the World

Bowl-A-Rama

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Midnight Basketball

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."