Creation Story Buff Pillows

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Snake in the grass...

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Game time.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Danger: Falling animals

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Colours

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.