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"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Snake in the grass...

"Shall we put it in play?"

Danger: Falling animals

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Game time.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

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"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

God's Double Whammy.