Creation Story T-Shirts

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Patents office.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

God's Phone

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Heavenly meetings.

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

God Choosing How to Shape the World

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

society of cartoonists...

In the very beginning.

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.

Bowling ball earth

God's Miracles.