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And on the Eighth Day, He invented those who believed he did it all in Seven.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Newborn making the V-sign

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Who's Dead

God's Phone

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Heavenly meetings.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

God Choosing How to Shape the World

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'