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"So who should we believe, the mysterious disembodied voice or the surprisingly persuasive talking snake?"

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Christopher Isherwood

"Shall we put it in play?"

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Where the Wild Things Summer

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Two New Paintbrushes

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

God's Phone

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Toilet Art.

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'