Life Story Explorer T-Shirts

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Great, now we're lost."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Danger Quicksand

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

How?

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'