Life's Journey Explorer T-Shirts

Woman waiting at "Death Stop" with coffin luggage.

Boy, Interrupted.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Career Progression Ladder

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Road signs of Aging

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

How?

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

'Rock of Ages'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.