Life's Journey Explorer Gifts

Woman waiting at "Death Stop" with coffin luggage.

Boy, Interrupted.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Career Progression Ladder

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

How?

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Wrong side of the tracks.

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Racing Forward