Life Journey Navigator Gifts

Racing Forward

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Road signs of Aging

Woman and scales.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Rock of Ages'

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

Memories/New Experiences

Psychiatry. On the highway of life, I can't maintain the minimum speed.

"Life"

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished