Life Journey Explorer Gifts

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Straight Roads.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Discomfort zone.

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

How?

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

The meaning of life...

Guardian Angels and Operations

Maze life.

The last of the spirits

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

Love struck wife looks over the barbed wife set up by her husband who is determined to enjoy a good nights sleep.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'