Life Journey Explorer Gifts

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

Straight Roads.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Discomfort zone.

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Road signs of Aging

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

How?

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Rock of Ages'

The meaning of life...

Guardian Angels and Operations

Maze life.

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'I'm not sure this is going to work out.'