Life Experience Explorer Gifts

"Jack, here, is the most fascinating man I've ever met—he's in alcohol-abuse counselling, he goes to a sexual-harassment support group, he's in a race-relations workshop, and he spends every weekend in prison."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

How?

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

"The sitter's here, honey!"

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"