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"Jack, here, is the most fascinating man I've ever met—he's in alcohol-abuse counselling, he goes to a sexual-harassment support group, he's in a race-relations workshop, and he spends every weekend in prison."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

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"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

How?

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."