Life Explorer Mugs

Road Trip: Growth, Inner Peace and Gold.

The meaning of life...

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Maze life.

'The Four Seasons of Man.

Common Physic Experiences.

"I used to be apathetic, but then I thought - what the hell...?"

"Dad, can I ask you a question...about girls?"

How?

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life...Unfairness Next 75 miles.

'I'll try anything once. Right now I'm being a bum.'

Paths.

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Reincarnation? It's like getting canceled, but going into syndication right away.

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

The trouble with learning from experience is all the surprise pop quizzes! (Published originally on June 17, 2009.)

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.