Experience Explorer Gifts

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Pastorius wonders why.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."