Expertise Explorer Gifts

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The first car accident.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Blue Stockings

Your Future Home.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Life after death"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Space for Lease.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Graph to find your IQ

Change, Change, Change, Change.