Knowlege Explorer Gifts

"Life after death"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thinking Gears

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Back to school.

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Screen Time vs Book Time

Paul Ree

The intellectual.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.