Knowledge Quester Gifts

"Which Is Better - To Eat From The Tree Of Knowledge And Get Kicked Out Or To Stick Around Here With Nothing To Talk About?"

Continuing education.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Wikipedia...

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Do your research!

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Back to school.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'