Knowledge Hunter Gifts

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"It's all in my book, but its out of print."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading... "

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Blue Stockings

Higher wisdom...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'