Knowledge Hunter Mugs

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"It's all in my book, but its out of print."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading... "

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Back to school.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Blue Stockings