Information Hunter Mugs

Questions Online

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Down With Wikipedia

Spelling a newspaper

Censorship.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Free Internet Access

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Reporters growing on a tree.