Information Hunters Mugs

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Censorship.

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Down With Wikipedia

Spelling a newspaper

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The Wiki Man.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Free Internet Access

Questions Online

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'