Information Hunters Mugs

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Censorship.

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Spelling a newspaper

Down With Wikipedia

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Free Internet Access

Questions Online

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Reporters growing on a tree.