"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."
Knowledge Lover Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their curiosity and love of learning. Perfect for coffee or tea, these witty and thoughtful designs make every sip special for the knowledge lover.
"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
Fear/Knowledge
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Eternal Student.
"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
The Bookworm
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'
Historical memory is on life support.
'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk
'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'
Interdisciplinary studies.
Continuing education.
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
Do your research!
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'
Back to school.
The intellectual.
Screen Time vs Book Time
"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."
Blue Stockings
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
Good luck with all the revision...
Knowledge Lover Mugs Collection
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