Knowledge Lover Mugs

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Do your research!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Barb's such a fast reader."