Quirky Knowledge Lover Mugs

Funky Facts: A slug has no teeth, 2 teeth or over 25,000 teeth?

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

Football Crazy strip six

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fishing.

Dummies for Dummies.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'What's wrong with you?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Conductor and Quasimodo.