Quirky Research Lover Mugs

Sleep Disorder Research.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'