Quirky Research Lover Gifts

Sleep Disorder Research.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.