Quirky Science Buff Gifts

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Livestock Research Lab. We did it, Ernie! A sheep in a bottle!

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Biocafeteraologist

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"