Quirky Science Buff Pillows

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Biocafeteraologist

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'