Quirky Science Humor Lover Gifts

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Tasty.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute