Quirky Science Humor Lover Gifts

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Frankenstein snowman.

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Tasty.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'