Science Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature

Mutant Jeans

'What's nice about working in this place is we don't have to finish any of our experiments.'

Science Friction.

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

"And then he goes "I'm a stem cell" in this super-snooty voice..."

Strange Matter pop out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physics.

"This sudden spike shows where we think the earthquake is lying."

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

That comedy mask really works on the new recruits!

"Waiter, there's a neutron in my soup."

Institute of Quantum Physics

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"It's always about YOU."

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

"Is external fertilisation when you do it outdoors?"

"'Cloning' is all very well in THEORY, but what proof do you have that it actually works?"

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

"The biologists have biological weapons, the chemists have chemical weapons, the physicists have nuclear weapons, but all we have are so rocks."

'Miss Davis...Send in the clones.'

'Young Lady, come down here this instant before the juvenile authorities arrest you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

'I quit large animal practice because it was so dangerous....'

'Are there any more at home like you?'

GM TV

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

'Why do you laugh when those lab guys tickle you?"

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

"And now for my real legacy - quotes!"