Science Humor Lovers Gifts

"I suppose this is goodbye."

New - anaerobic organisms in air-tight containers.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

The One That Newton Missed

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

'Go ahead- I dare you to evolve!'

"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Why monogamy is particularly important in women.

large hadron collider

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"