Science Humor Lover Gifts

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'The test results are in for our new drug. 9 out of 10 doctors recommended the placebo.'

It's an experiment.

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

Evolution looks like a good career move.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Early Anaesthesia

"That was a good adaptation."

'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'

'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'

"Okay fine. Go evolve. Just don't come back in millions of years and eat us."

To keep their students attention science teachers have resorted to pop-up text books,

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Evolution "it's such a nice day, I think I'll walk"

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

"The world has run out of magnesium!"

"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Well, still no vaccine, but we're pretty close to yet another cure for erectile dysfunction."

'He's a genius in genetics, but he can't fold a genome map.'

'You wouldn't believe how much better the back feels once I started walking erect.'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

It was Tiffany who originally made Pavlov's dog salivate.

'Can you hear me now?' - Life Evolves Onto Land.

"...I think we've found the missing link!"