Science Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias' ..Wait till I tell the others..'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"This pyramid is a terrific idea but how are you going to move two million plus limestone blocks, weighing an average two and half tons each, over to this location?"

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"

"Don't be ridiculous. You're an amoeba; you don't have a gender."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

How Glaciations Begin

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."