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"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"The labs are back."

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

'I think I can truly say that in this book we have all the elements of a first-class thriller...'

54° Fahrenheit, 12° Celsius, -18° McHumor's Scale.

"Divorced?" "Separated."

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

'Hole'

'Genews' TV panel discusses favorite base.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'He just looks taller than me because he walks upright!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"The earth's core changed directions."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

"I dumbed it down."

"I thought about escaping too, but I can't give up the constant attention."

"Harry, exactly what was in that last solution we injected?"

Greek Variants

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

Caution a rip in the space/time continuum. Police Aware.

"This is our retro model, we sell a lot of these to researchers. . ."

The life of penguins.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'Whatever you do, don't ask him about the Big Bang theory.'

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Stop, I'm an escaped lab-rat who's been infected with nasty diseases!"

"I'm just a mouse, standing in front of a scientist, asking her for cheese."

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'