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Funky Facts: A slug has no teeth, 2 teeth or over 25,000 teeth?

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fishing.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Dummies for Dummies.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Blue wine

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Conductor and Quasimodo.