Wisdom Hunter Gifts

'Of course the meaning of life has practical applications!'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'For you, the meaning of life is 'eat, play, sleep'.'

"I keep the good truth in the back."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Guru in a maze.

'Downtown guru, the meaning of life questions answered...please give generously.'

Gurus charging for second opinions.

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Why do they plastic - wrap coconuts?'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Change is good, especially in others."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Higher wisdom...

"He's my smart-aleck twin."