Knowledge Crusader Gifts

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Do your research!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Back to school.

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

The intellectual.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Blue sky thinking

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Higher wisdom...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Things I've learned...