Digital Crusader Gifts

"Boy, these comments really sting."

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Internet Cafe.

Art Plagiarism

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Robot Robber

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"