Digital Crusader Gifts

"Boy, these comments really sting."

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Internet Cafe.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Art Plagiarism

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Robot Robber

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'