Internet Crusaders Gifts

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Robot Robber

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Net Neutrality

Knights of the iPhone

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."